iamsmallhands:

egberts:

snacklemore:

egberts:

my life in one picture

there is no picture

i have no life

I sat here for 6 minutes waiting for the picture to load.

jewassicpark:

“pass me a joint”

i rip off my arm, crying as i pass the detached extremity to my friend 

spookywhalesofdeath:

give a man pea soup and you will feed him for a day. teach a man to pee soup and how the fuck even